Sooooo true

TommyMertonHead from the Boar's Head Tavern:

I’m trying to find a metaphor to measure the difference between Wright and Mclaren.

If Wright had entered a meeting of the Jesus Seminar, he would emerge, covered in blood, carrying the heads of his adversaries in a sack.

If Mclaren had entered a meeting of the Jesus seminar, he would have emerged in lingerie, giggling.